Jessica

A typically blonde, high-maintenance girl usually fairly popular for all the wrong reasons. Often nicknamed Jess, Jessie, J dawg or even try-hard slut by some. She enjoys getting into trouble and making horrible decisions to get attention from as many people as possible. She is also very over-emotional, can cry and apologize a lot and is disgusting when drunk.

"Aww man, Jessica just spewed again and now she's makin out with james!! How drunk do you get?!"

by franny69 January 1, 2012

Jessica

Are usually quiet slutty , and are known to be easily confused. Jessicas are usually very friendly with just about everyone, some times too friendly. Jessicas can come in any color pale to tan , and are very skinny. People often refer to Jessica in relation to being dumb or slutty.

Steve: Oh my god , Liz was such a hoe last night!
Matt: I know she was pulling a Jessica!

Or

Amy: I'm such a blonde today!
Gabby: Jessica moment!

by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010

Jessica

A person with a very small ass and who want every thing to go there way

Jessica

by aeden23456789 March 6, 2017

Jessica

Jessica is a slut. she acts as if everyone loves her and all the boys want her. she gloats about how big her breast are when its all just her stuffing theem. she wears her clothes skin tight, and her down. she likes to dancce although she cant.

guy1: whoa her clothes are tight. whats her name?
guy2: jessica, she gets a round quite abit.

by invaderzimm December 8, 2010

Jessica

The biggest two-faced bitch you will ever know. She is gonna take away your friends and fuck your boyfriend. Jessica's usually have a huge ugly face and they like to suck mexican dicks. (this definition does not include Jessie's, just Jessica's)

Dude, that girl is an ugly bitch. She is such a Jessica!

by hihihhihihihihihihihihihihihih November 27, 2010

Jessica

Ok every other UD definition is wrong. Jessica's are the equivalent of Kyle's. They always got multiple baby daddies, possible drug problems, and most of the time are two faced.

They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.

Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.

Oh god here comes fucking Jessica.

You should probably wrap it twice if you plan on fuckin Jessica.

by Jdog4ever January 4, 2020

sarah jessica parker

A person who enjoys being a girl.

I was totally a sarah jessica parker, when I was trying on those Manolos.

by Justin Cooper November 7, 2005