2 definitions by Jdog4ever

Jessica

Ok every other UD definition is wrong. Jessica's are the equivalent of Kyle's. They always got multiple baby daddies, possible drug problems, and most of the time are two faced.

They chug energy drinks and alcohol like it's going out of style. They jump from dick to dick likes its hop scotch.

Just think about it. Try to think of every Jessica you know and they're probably all trashy bitches. If you sleep with a Jessica you should probably get tested.

Oh god here comes fucking Jessica.

You should probably wrap it twice if you plan on fuckin Jessica.

by Jdog4ever January 4, 2020

Ginger Slide

When a redhead (ginger) runs down a hallway and jumps on his stomach and slides

Did you see Caleb do a Ginger Slide that looks fun.

by Jdog4ever April 17, 2011