Jewish Fisting

When one jew grips a handful of pocket change and proceeds to fist another jew with it.

"Hey Gabriel, how was last night with Isaac? "

"It was all good until he wanted to try Jewish fisting."

by CancerOnSociety September 11, 2016

jewish machine

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.

Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.

by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017

jewish popsicle

When you pull your dick out of a girls asshole and your dick is covered in shit.

Fuck I just gave you a Jewish popsicle there is shit all over my dick.

by Your mom a fag January 20, 2018

jewish locomotive

a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.

Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?

by Ihatecousins69 February 9, 2019

Janisha

Janisha is an extremely small person with tiny nails. She is very good at science and smart and she tries to get good grades but sometimes fails. She makes friends easily on discord and insta, even though she's talking about an unrelated subject. She has a good fashion sense.

Friend1 : Where's Janisha?
Friend 2: I'm down here.

by Thatguysomeone November 22, 2021

Jelisha

A one of a kind woman. She is nothing short of Sensational !

No one can ever make me feel like Jelisha !

by OMGIDCABOUTNETHING November 23, 2021

Jenison

a girl who lights up rooms without trying, if you become friends with her she’ll be the most amazing person you’ve ever met, her smile will be warming, her laugh will be comforting, and she’ll give you a unconditional love you can’t find in any other friend, and will be the most trustworthy friend you’ve ever had.

and irreplaceable person.

i saw jenison and my day was already perfect

by laylowv January 20, 2022