Jewish Asshole

1. the act of licking a Jew's asshole who is particularity hairy. pull some ass hairs out with your tongue and put them in a little pile. Jizz on the hairs and paste them to you or your friend's face with the jizz.

2. A jerp who is being annoying or being a dick to others.

1. I gave Chaz the jewish asshole last night

2. joe is a jewish asshole

by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009

Persian Jewish

1)One of the richest and to some extend smartest groups of American society

2)The majority of students currently attending UCLA

1)Arash bought a new BMW ,just after he got his bachelors,.
2)No wonder you got to UCLA right after high school, you are Persian Jewish

by kyle101 November 10, 2007

of jewish decent

Term meaning the user has Jewish ancestors. Often overused to refer to some very distant relatives in the hope it will give them favour over others when dealing with prospective clients that are either jewish or in the belief that religious people do jobs better. Also used as an escape from anti-sematic comments.

The paternal grandfather of my maternal grandmother was Jewish. Therefore I am of jewish descent.


Hitler's grandfather was jewish (he used to beat his father, and from there was installed the seed of hatred for judaism) and hence Adolf was of a stronger jewish descent than I.

--or--

GUY 1: Those damn Jews still haven't given me my money, I suppose it is typical of them

GUY 2: That's a rather racist comment. You jew-hating nazi!

GUY 1: I don't got beef with the Jews, I'm of jwish descent myself; my great great gandfather was Jewish.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

Jenison

Jenison, Michigan. Is where all people are welcomed. We are no whores or sluts. We have a good Fine Arts program. (Plays,Orchestra,Band,and Choir) We have 5 elementarys (K-6), 1 Early Childhood Center, 1 Junior High (7-8), and 1 highschool (9-12). We are respectful, kind, curtosy, and a lot more, other than Hudsonville (A town over.) We have nice facilutys and a nice pool!

1 person: Do you like Jenison?
2 person: Yes I do! I'm in orchestra and they have fantastic teachers! Also I do swimming and they have a nice pool!
1 person: Cool! I might switch from Hudsonville, since kids get in fights all the time, to Jenison!
2 person: SWEET!! :D

by Jtown Girl 13 August 19, 2012

jewish jaw dropper

“A maneuver (usually derogatory), consisting of a man poking the back of someone’s head with his erect penis, in a similar fashion of the German soldiers putting their guns to the head of a Jew during World War II.”

"dude, i snuck up behind kyle after I got out of the shower and gave him a Jewish jaw dropper."

by Lloyd Franklyn October 14, 2007

jebus

Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?

by mavi September 7, 2007

Jewish Albatross

Dripping soy sauce down the pulsating member of a jewish man's forskin, while reciting the indian code to survival in the great plains.

jimmy k told me about the Jewish Albatross as we were reading the Torah.

by Kevboe, cole cakes, cel. May 16, 2008