my nigga jared

My Nigga Jared is a very nice, calm, and intellectual human being. Working at local pizza parlor as a delivery man, and graduating from a high school that doesn't exist he also had a infant child born into life while he was a Junior in High School. With a degree in Weed, and the Art of Smoking and being a Freeloader he has made many invaluable life choices with his family and Girlfriend.

My Nigga Jared is Raw AF.

by McLovin,Benchek July 23, 2017

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doin the jared

the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.

oh yeah just went to subway bout to do "doin the jared" to my girl.

by mcfunny names November 12, 2010

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Went to Jared

Dying. So coined because married life (which is what huge diamonds are about) and death are nearly identical.

"HE WENT TO JARED?!"
"Yeah, he stepped in front of a car... I'm really sorry."

by Black Ships December 22, 2008

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awsome jared

Jared Awsome, Awsome Jared
A fictional character of the Fabulous Four

Hartwell pass Jared the rocket

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

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Pulled a Jared

1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.

2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.

3. doing something obviously hypocratic

4. see emo

See that kid wearing the Che t-shirt, and selling candy for school . . . Yeah he pulled a jared.

by The Real Proletariat April 10, 2005

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