A fat/ugly girl that you masturbate using her vagina with. Essentially, her vagina (and ultimately her) equates to your own hand.
by Jizz-o fo shizzle January 4, 2008
Get the jerk girlmug. by eda-skip January 8, 2022
Get the jerk-matemug. One of the many names from an early Dave Letterman skit called "Name your baby when you're angry". Includes the names Crib Lizard and Mr. Drips. Can be used in place of the word baby.
by ThunderMummy November 5, 2005
Get the gurgle jerkmug. A game on MXC where contestants pick a ball out of a box and the color they get determines who they face. It is kinda like sumo wrestling. There is always 2 scrawny guys a muscle guy and the master sumo man, and sometimes raplh is there too with his famous "the green teabagger"
by mxc luver December 12, 2004
Get the circle jerkmug. Jon: Anyone who doesn't believe in Christ our Savior will be banished to hell forever!!!!
Tom: Wow, Jon's a real Jesus Jerk.
Tom: Wow, Jon's a real Jesus Jerk.
by rockrangel January 13, 2011
Get the Jesus Jerkmug. Liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the penis which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. Dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male penis after male repeatedly strokes his penis with his own hand.
While throwing darts with friends Matt said; Man, my dick is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. Do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my dick?
I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.
My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.
I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.
My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.
by RSJP January 3, 2007
Get the Jerk Scabmug. by Box Johnson June 23, 2010
Get the Jerked Upmug.