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Jasmine

A girl who likes to eat onions straight out the netted bag, and won't step into a taxi unless at least one of the wheels is a hubcap. Often, most people assume Jasmine's favorite chicken breed is a leghorn, but become very surprised to find out it is really a mallard. She goes crazy for some canned corn; No butter, no seasoning, not even soaking it. Legend has it the first one to snort smarties was a Jermaine, not a Jasmine, but close to the point of being note worthy. If theres a mexican restaurant, you can bet theres a 4 in 5 chance youll find her camped out on the roof of it. This information is very accurate, I have been studying a Jasmine for quite sometime, and these were the crucial points of info on the species I picked up.
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Did you check El Tio's roof?

Yes, she wasn't there.

Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
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jasmine allen

JASMINE MARIE ALLEN IS THE SWEETEST AND KINDEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET! she is super shy at first and when you get to know her she is still shy. bc she’s like that idk. according to her she has anxiety and bad grades. she’s always smiling so much sometimes it’s concerning. she also really likes the name kevin. don’t know why she just does.
dude 1: hey omg that’s jasmine allen!
dude 2: omg idk who that is!
dude 1: yeah me either.
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by corleym April 7, 2022
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Jasmine

goes back to sleep five seconds after waking up
“this motherfucker just pulled a jasmine on me.”
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Jasmin Kerler

Jasmin Kerler a kind young person who never understands their own strength but helps others in rin of need
by Lou Baird October 5, 2022
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Perfect Princess Jasmine

That incredibly hot girl .When you where a kid. Letting her go was stupid. 20 years roll by but still she's the one. By miracle she shows back up she is a perfect Princess Jasmine like no time has passed then you realize she will always be your Perfect Princess Jasmine.
Dam is that girl from the hood back in the day she still a perfect Princess Jasmine
by kprichmond925 May 6, 2021
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Jasmine

A very beautiful girl who thinks about others and is to nice to say no.
She’s so beautiful you wouldn’t be able to get over her. You think she’s the most perfect girl that there’s no other girls out there. jasmine is the girl that Is to perfect for me.
Jasmine we ain’t never gonna be together I see.
by Sandtoes December 7, 2020
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Jasmine

She is a girl who will act like they care for you but only use you for clout. Once she thinks you actually care about her she takes the clout throws you away then goes on to the next victim
by Danielxthexkid May 22, 2020
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