4 definitions by Fuck this why am I called that

March 22

Generally, being the day my chemical romance broke up, march 22 has been a rather terrifying day for lots of people for the long period of almost six years. Even tho march 22 generally doesn't have to affect us that much anymore, as fall 2019 has brought us the Reunion, it still leaves slight trauma in all of us.

Person 1: happy march 22
Person 2: fuck no

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

Jasmine

She's very small in size. A real dwarf. You can call her Samwise Gamgee if you want because 1. she's just as short and 2. very supportive. Over all a very uwu person.

Someone: hey Sam wanna carry the ring to Mordor with me
Jasmine: I'M LITERALLY ONLY 3 INCHES SHORTER THAN YOU

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

Hysteria

One of the best songs by Muse with an incredible sexy bassline

Person 1: *plays Hysteria*
Person 2: Oh yeah that's hot

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

David Bowie

A literal god. Better than Jesus. Perfectest of men. Absolutely flawless and extravagant.

Person 1: I like David Bowie
Person 2: marry me

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020