Jade Monkey

The holy matramony of cheep beer (colt 45, OE) and Lime-ade.

Rio only had limeade, so Alex had to fix himself a jade monkey instead of a brass monkey

by Enorelbot September 25, 2007

Jade's Ass

Jades ass will make your head turn fast. It's thicc af and you just can't stop thinking about getting a piece of it to yourself. Her ass will make you change the way you think of other asses.

GAH DAYYUMM! LOOK AT DAY SHIT BRUH TF JADE'S ASS IMMA PASS OUT!!

by KnowingFineKnowledge August 9, 2016

Jade Tilley

She is very outgoing, can be sensative but is also as hard as a rock. She is creative and funny. She likes attention. Someone who can pretend to be happy and no one to notice when most of the time she isn't. She can always make you laugh and she has the best hair, and she ALWAYS has a new trick up her sleeve she wants to try. Shes HILARIOUS!!

That Jade Tilley chick. I like that crap.

Do you know that Jade chick? The one with the awesome hair? Yeah. I'd tap that.

by Jade and Christina October 28, 2012

Jade Albany

Jade Albany is an Australian model born in Italy and is fluent in both Italian and English.

She was a contestant on Italia's next top model 2009 and is a contestant on Big Brother Australia 2013.

She is also an aspiring actress and works part time in a pub in NSW

Jade Albany is an amazing model and actress

by sataniskawaii October 7, 2013

Jade Harley

The hottest character in the hit anime, Homestuck.

"Jade Harley is so hot."

by ToastedT0ast November 4, 2020

jade monkey

A mystical creature that was created out of stupid drunkety talk, that possesses extreme powers when armed with the jade stone.

I've searched all of Mingara and can't find the Jade Monkey. It might be at the Burma servo

by sarahjames August 5, 2006

jade hill

A Slut that's from six nations reserve that sucked her first dick at the age of nine.

Hey look it's that whore "Jade Hill"

by Rawriie February 1, 2017