Irish toothache

an erection.

I saw Britney on Top of the Pops last night and i got a massive Irish toothache.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

irish finger

Inserting a finger into the anus.

Dave: So how did the date go last night?
Ian: Well I gave her the Irish Finger, so pretty well.

by Bing3224 March 21, 2020

Irish Influenza

an acute, commonly epidemic disease, with several different symptoms, caused by abundant consumption of intoxicants and characterized by a combination of head throbbing, watery digestive discharge and rancid beath.
Synonym: Hung over.

Dude,i got Irish influenza from brian's party last night, im not gunna make it to Nyack with you to see those French biddies.

by Mr.HelleR July 27, 2009

Cloaked Irish Devil

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.

Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016

Irish Fag

"A guy who'd walk past a bar to be with a broad" from the memoir "The Tender Bar" by J.R. Moehringer

"...I asked Bob the Cop if his wife ever got suspicious about his being out every night." "Nah", he said "She knows I'm no Irish fag."

by Marc Madenwald April 15, 2008

Irish Luggage

(n): a parcel, sack, or other such utilitarian container, typically constructed of either brown paper or thin-sheet plastic (i.e. grocery bags) that is either slung over one's shoulder or held beneath one arm. Typically seen on the person of bums, vagrants, pikers, vagabonds, and the Irish of South Boston. Can be used to carry lunches, clothing, or all of one's personal possessions.

The man looked downtrodden, carrying his entire life around in greasy Irish luggage.

by Willis August 26, 2003

Irish whisper

Derived from when someone is really drunk they try to "Irish whisper" something to someone and everyone hears it because you are too drunk to keep your voice down. Guessing it is called "Irish" because the Irish are known for love of drinking alcohol?

If you are speaking in a normal or loud tone "Hey Bill check out the hot girl next to me with the big tits! Isn't she hot?" You will in fact be doing an Irish Whisper.

by crseeluv June 20, 2008