Pocket Comment

Pocket Comment: Any comment made by accident to a social network or forum from a smart phone or connected device residing in your pocket.

Pocket Comment example: adfjdjqehdanldmmm

by Bapzzyx June 15, 2011

Skittle pocket

(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.

Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.

Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.

Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.

Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!

Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!

Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.

Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!

Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!

Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!

by Taste the Rainbow Foundation February 12, 2017

pocket poor

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.

I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.

by T Moto August 17, 2007

pocket method

It is the act of putting your hand in your pocket to simply, smoothly scratch your testes.

Ayo! I was in class today and my balls' itched so I used the pocket method so nobody would notice.

by Mr. JoHN KnoxXx April 26, 2007

pocket juice

that nut you bust in school cause you played with yourself through your pocket

hey did you see John? He was playing with himself and I can see his pocket juice stain.

by T.O Da Realist August 24, 2016

pocket pash

When two pocket linings protrude from their pocket holes and rub together, creating a "pash" between the two pocket linings.

Person One: Hey wanna pocket pash?
Person Two: *pulls out pocket lining*
Person One: *pulls out pocket lining also and pockets meet*
Random On-Looker - AW SICK! YOUR POCKET PASHING!

by BYH August 23, 2006

Pocket Job

When a female puts her hands in a males pocket and pleasures him. (best in sweatpants)

Jimmy went outside to get a pocket job from Meghan.

by Droppin Gs in my Pants December 11, 2011