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hobo shank

Its an action you participate in by using your thumb as a stabbing devise into another living being body.
A hobo is too broke to afford a real knife so they use there god given tool of torment,there own thumb.

life situation,

You:lalala wow today is really looking to be a good day.

Hobo/random person:-BAM- *sticks thumb in your side with pleasure*

You:What the fuck! Im gona get you back!*hobo shanks back*

Spectator:wow they look silly....
by Dylan_nondimalishing December 29, 2007
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Hobobo

Look at that hobobo!
by TheWiggidy April 3, 2004
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Hobosexual

Someone with a preference for fucking tramps (i.e. someone with low personal standards - as opposed to an actual homeless person).
Person #1: Hey did you see who John just hooked up with?

Person #2: Doesn't surprise me, he's a hobosexual.
by tobiwan January 6, 2008
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Hobo Slide

The act of engaging in anal sex with a dirty stinky homeless bum (with the bum being on the "receiving" end). The "slide" portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn't wiped his/her ass in several months. We recommend wearing condoms, since you don't want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.

As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.

Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).
Girlfriend/Boyfriend give ya blue balls? No problem! Head out to the park and take the hobo slide!
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Hoboing

Hoboing (Verb)
Hobo (Verb)

To Hobo it out, (or hoboing it out) is to leave someplace in a hurry while looking muddled and unprepared (like a hobo or bum.)
"Zoe hoboed it out to the schoolbus; her hair unbrushed, a jacket half on and her shoes untied."

"Gabby, with a hand full of loose papers and her backpack still open, was hoboing it home."
by Zoey Zealous August 10, 2009
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FB Hobo

A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.

Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.
Woman #1: Have you talked to Dreena?

Woman #2: No way, she is too busy being a FB hobo.
by tr353r February 5, 2010
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some one-legged hobo

Everyone's scapegoat.
"Mr. Hearst, how could you?!"
"I didn't shoot him. It was some one-legged hobo."
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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