Henry VIII

King of England. He is known for marrying seven women. Two of which were beheaded for a variety of reasons. He also attempted to remove the Catholic Church from England through widespread destruction, looting and executions. The greatest threat to his rule was a revolt know as "The Pilgrimage of Grace" who were led by Robert Aske. Due to Henry VIII's ruthlessness and powers of deception the ringleaders were eventually rounded up and executed.
Won the Battle of The Spurs against the French and declared "Defender of The Faith" by the Pope, a title that Monarchs in England still hold to this day.
He is remembered as a tyrant but arguably did much to add legitimacy to the crown after years of bloody civil war between the Lancastrians and the Yorkists.

Henry VIII was the King of England.

Henry VIII created the Church of England.

Henry VIII was a strong, yet murderous, ruler.

by Tyburn January 2, 2008

Simple Henry

Oh Henry, you know a simple henry is a henry that is simple. as in stupid. a stupid person not necessarily named Henry.

"Xenophobic means afraid of foreign people, not pizza grease. You're such a Simple Henry!"

by Bethy December 15, 2004

Henry

To perform an improper act with a hoover. From the eponymous brand of hoovers with faces on "Henry Hoover"

"Dan said he had a good Henry the other day"
"Sick Fucker!"

by IBGeorge February 28, 2008

Henry

Is a guy who loves chubby girls, going to races, stalkers, trucks, doing guy things, and last but not least icy hot is his good friend!

That guy is a for sure Henry

by Sassypants101 July 17, 2016

henry

an annoying stalker who can't take a hint and is extremely annoying, nosy, gross, in others business and doesn't say anything besides "your so gorgeous let me touch ur lucious body" or "thats lovely" "thats great" never FaceTime him or every other minute u will get texts abt face timing him. if ur friends w a henry run as fast as u can

bella' henry dont ft me ur annoying
henry; but I'm in love w u and wanna spend every second of my day with u gn ilysm prettiest girl in the universe
bella; gn. omg., this guy is such a henry

by isabella marie o April 25, 2017

Henry

a fag

That guy is a Henry

by Joseph Burden December 2, 2018

Henry

Henry is the type of guy that will go for a girl for a month and then proceed to bang another girl whilst talking to that girl. sometimes I wonder how the hell he even managed to get into the good schools because that niggah dumb asf. Not only that but he's a bad influence; he's mostly around bad crowds and goes to the park and smokes. The worst part is that he's never with friends on an online game afterschool.. even though he swears he'd get on.

"Henry, are you going to get on today?"

"Yeah bro."

*doesn't get on*

by Hflores October 25, 2017