rubbing the ham

Women jacking off

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form

by The white knight February 10, 2015

spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 4, 2020

Ham Strips

A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.

"You see that girl at the club last night?"

"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."

by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013

pump the ham

a man pleasuring his genitalia.

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."

by archamtrand May 19, 2010

ham solo

Ham Solo or Pork Solo is porking by yourself, aka mastrubating

Rodney was wanting to Ham Solo yesterday...

by Big boy United June 10, 2018

Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.

I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!

by Pierced69 September 26, 2011

ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).

Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!

by jcrone January 11, 2012