Hairy tun

Referring to a rather small, unusually hairy vagina, often related to hairy muff.

Eric: "Damn, have you seen her hairy tun yet?!"

Andres: "Yea, she has a bush the size of a walrus!"

by InfamousInformer December 6, 2010

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

Hairy avacodos

The testicles of an extremely hairy man who doesn't manscape.

So I was giving him a blow job on the rocks and the ice cube got lost in his hairy avacodos.

I was gonna suck you off until I saw your hair avacodos! Gross! Is that a dingleberry ?

by Anonymous Blur May 27, 2017

hairy bagle

male butt hole

He has a very hairy bagle.

by mombofat July 1, 2012

Hairy Waffles

One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.

Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.

by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016

hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017

hairy coconuts

when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a blow job and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans pubes are quite hairy and then screeches "ah hairy coconuts" and immediately stops what their doing.

i was performing a blow job last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.

by bummyland November 13, 2011