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lemon pledge hoedown

when a person that u dont enjoy to be around gets lemmon pledge on them because u spilled it on him or her.

it can also be used as a prand
if there is a girl walking through a door and u put an open bottle of lemmon pledge on top of the door, it will fall and get all over her.

john: yo did u see steph get a compleate lemon pledge hoedown ?

jim: dag yo it was quite awesome
by yttarc ekaj November 8, 2009
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Getting Crazy Horsed

Getting Crazy Horsed:
Getting crazy horsed refers to a sexual move when a person sticks his/her penis into their partners nose and sprays theres seed into their partners nose. The semen then drips out of the partners nose and into there mouth. When this happens the giver must yell "YOU'VE BEEN ...CRAZY HORSED" in order for the move to be complete. All semen must be swallowed in order for the move to be completed.
Grant: "Hey I invented a new sexual move, its called getting crazy horsed"

Matt: "What is getting crazy horsed"

Grant: "Want to find out?"
by TedKennedy1856 July 9, 2010
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hosebag

A person that hoses his/her co-workers, like Ray.
That hosebag, Ray, is hosing me again.
by Bob Bob June 1, 2004
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Three Hole Hoedown

A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.
Mary, Suzy and Betty had a three hole hoedown, and Mary was the winner as usual.
by spunkjordan June 4, 2016
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hosebeast

a term that describes the highest form of idiocracy.
Normally used when someone does something so stupid, you can't even belive it.
J. Embry: hey you guys, watch me do this super good break
move. CRASH (some form of accident)

Aaron: What a freakin moron, what kind of a person are you?
Oh wait, I know, you are a freakin hosebeast!

J. Embry: you are right! (walks away in shame.)
by Shades McGrew October 9, 2005
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hoed

1. A word mangle of "ho" and "coed".
2. A coed with the charachter traits of a "ho".
3. Girls that college recruiters use to seduce HS athletic scholarship prospects so that the prospect will sign with the college.
The Tennessee football recruiting program used some dropdead georgeous "hoeds" to help sign their new recruits.

Suzy is really enjoying college. She is such a hoed.

Those girls at KA are all hoeds.
by RichardCheddar December 20, 2009
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hoed

bob-what did u do after the party last night
fred-i got hoed man!
by qtr than u April 5, 2003
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