Guinchode

The Guinchode, pronounced (gin-chode) is commonly used as a noun but can be used as an adjective as well. A Guinchode is someone who is the man (or woman) and is very calm and cool in every situation possible.

(n.) You know, if he wasn't such a guinchode, i would definitely punch him in the face.

(adj.) After getting to know you bill, your such a guinchode its unbelievable.

by Eric Guinchode June 9, 2011

ginnocent

Being tarred with the guilty brush despite the evidence clearly showing one was innocent.

Apparently, he never did touch that girl. He was in Cancun at the time. Innocent!". "Nuh huh! you're never innocent after being accused of something like that. Dude's gonna be ginnocent for the rest of his life!

by MrBooze July 12, 2011

Guinea Pig

A large, unattractive Italian female

There's a ton of guinea pigs hanging around the Jersey Shore.

by Jelange222 July 28, 2014

grinnick

After a guy ejaculates in a condom he takes it off, turns it inside out on his fingers and the shoves the cum coated condom in the mouth reaching the back of the throat of his partner.

My ex gave me a grinnick the day before he broke up with me. Should have seen that coming.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs March 6, 2015

guinea gunboat

A cigarette boat that a guinea drives. A boat filled with people just as obnoxious as the boat is in New Jersey bays all summer long.

1: did you hear and see that cigarette boat going full speed in the no wake zone?
2: you mean the wop's on the guinea gunboat?
1: yea

by askyourmom May 15, 2015

Guinea Pig eating a banana

A small girl taking a huge dick

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.

by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015

Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!

Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!

by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017