Goon Blanket 

A blanket that you goon into.

Or a blanket that you bust a load into

"did you see Chad's new goon blanket?"
"I heard he's been blasting a lot of loads into it"

Goon Blanket by Tokyo885 April 30, 2025

Goon Fap 

The act of touching yourself, also known as jerking off, until the skin comes off of one’s penis.

Alright Johnny, I’m gonna head home and goon fap into my brothers bong.

Goon Fap by Chickenjockey123 May 3, 2025

Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

Goon Dick by the1000thon May 4, 2025

Goon Liquid 

Goon Liquid is the byproduct of gooning. It usually arrives in form of white sticky substance after a gooning session.

It is very important to know that Goon Liquid is not the same as just cum or semen rather it's a form of it which is spawned after the ritual of Goon.

Jeff: Hey bro you haven't eaten anything in a while bro what u waiting for?
Steph: I only want your Goon Liquid.

Goon Liquid by Marwan Neggazai May 6, 2025

Goon Coon 

A ghetto girl that starts drama and only has sex with the opposite race. And invites drama for clout and content while having no content of their own. A homie hopping ratchet female.

Man, leave that girl alone! She a goon coon!

Goon Coon by Hashtag Fire May 7, 2025

goon god

the god of gooning

"i am the goon god"

goon god by ikk0 May 10, 2025

goon june 

the act of gooning, also known as relentless masturbation, for hours on end every single day during the month of june. this is opposite to no nut november.

john: “hey connor are you participating in goon june this year?”

connor: “hell yeah who isn’t?”

john: “show your goon face”

goon june by gooner692607 May 15, 2025