Goose

The best animal in the world, can also be used as a nickname to an awesome person, however only those that has earn trust from a goose.

Example 1:

Harold: Yo, you see that goose over there?
Derek: That bird is fucking amazing
Example 2:
Estevan: Hey , Goose!
Goose: how's it goin

by ZNBgoose February 14, 2018

Goose Egged

Getting beat in any way that your score is a 0. (resembling a goose egg)

(see also: raped)

4 to 0 in a game of S&D

"They just got goose egged"

by Asulen November 25, 2009

like shit through a goose

When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.

Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.

Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?

Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.

by BobbyD September 12, 2016

goine

a very similar meaning to the french word "bof". meaning efforletlessly boring. the word "goiner" can be often attributed to a moronic man or woman. People deeply interested in computer programing or hacking are sometimes labelled "wormgoine". the famous footballer PAUL GASGOINE. Goine was formely a popular word but now is used soley by deep vein dyno snoutopians.

" le patanoire cest bof" or " ice rink goine"

by Lawrence Abu Hamdan May 17, 2006

Goosebag

usually someone that think's they're the shit but is really a piece of shit, i.e. pop stars and pretty boys
interchangeable with douchebag, but even more deserving of a Mortal Kombat fatality or nut stompage

Typical of the big party scene at many institutions of higher learning in the U.S. are numerous goosebags that make suicide bombing seem like the best option at such parties.

by ratm9m September 11, 2005

Goose Dick

The dick of a goose.

Hey, check out that goose dick, it's huge.

by Tyler the balls Bevars November 17, 2007

Goive

A derogatory term for a person, thing or situation that is a source of annoyance or exasperation. Also commonly inserted as a synonym for such a person, thing or situation into a common sentence or title to designate said annoyance or exasperation.

This new olive oil spray is such a goive.

Yeh, I know that guy. Complete goive.

I'm getting really tired of watching 'America's Next Top Goive'.

by harrylemon April 8, 2008