spooky goblin

pouring the contents of a glowstick onto male genitalia

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Water Goblins

A dark demon race of other dimensional origin. Who travel to earth through dimensional portals Which open up below concrete.They then proceed to suck the much needed water through the concrete and back to their home dimension.

"Holy monkeys, those damn water goblins are stealing my god given ground water again!"

by dude_wheres_my_colon September 16, 2003

Stink Goblin

A person who blames his or her smell on a normal smelling person.

Ike smells really bad, but he tells everyone that Manny smells bad. Therefore, Ike is a Stink Goblin.

by Faygman May 3, 2009

Loot Goblin

A term that many people use for some one who takes everything and leaves you with nothing

Man fuck Kaleb he is such a Loot Goblin

by Shrekalicious March 5, 2019

nostril goblin

The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.

I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!

by Chuck Wolery December 2, 2005

green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

by Überschwanz July 20, 2008

knob goblin

Somebody who craves the baloney pony

The new TV pitchman for Chili's is quite the knob goblin.

by The Gridiron Assassin July 7, 2003