Dishevelled Goblin

What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.

I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin.

by undsioux7 January 25, 2023

Goblin Brain

When your brain becomes a goblin when it's gets stimulated buy the good loot/lore or renting out your head rent free but it's a goblin .

Hey dude this game had my Goblin Brain freaking out

by ThePlatformerAU December 9, 2022

ecto goblin

Someone that is addicted to the drug ecstasy. The term is from Scotland! And the particularly use it in the west of Scotland.

"Did ye hear aboot we Jamie last night man, took 3 ectos. He's a pure ecto goblin now man whit happened tae um."

by Adamharvey January 30, 2017

Spankin' the goblin

The act of masturbating or smacking your penis

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."

by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013

Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

by touch grass god June 5, 2022

Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.

Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.

by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023

Goblin Hours

1. When one is in Goblin Mode, feeling slightly silly, goofy and/or mischievous

2. The latest release from pop sensation BILMURI

"oh there goes Jerry committing arson again" "idk man he said "goblin hours" stripped naked, and started burning stuff"

"hey have you listened to the new BILMURI album GOBLIN HOURS and picked up merch from their store yet?"

by McScrumpy May 12, 2023