What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
by QuacksO September 23, 2017
Noun - Someone who is trying to save the world by donating to charity and reducing their plastic use with a reusable water bottle, but still buys McDonald’s or Fast Food and an occasional item or two from Amazon or Walmart.
Evangeline was fully aware she’s being a garbage humanitarian, but the guilt is not enough to keep her from snacking on her favorite Chicken Filet Nuggies, waffle chips and Poly Sauce in the employee parking lot of the Non-Profit Corporation where she works. I’m no bigot or homophobe! I’m just HUNGRY! No one will really know. Who cares.
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by Yemeyee March 24, 2012
When a person says a joke that is so unfunny, it makes everyone in the room stop and stare in disappointment
by johnbartwell09 October 21, 2022
From little timmy to refreshing, Mario Maker players around the world are actively losing braincells from the sheer mass of kids who can't even build a sandcastle
Shoutouts to timmy for reminding us we could be worse
Hot garbage is the only thing keeping Super expert runs alive lets be honest
Hot garbage is the only thing keeping Super expert runs alive lets be honest
by Definitely not Tifa September 02, 2021