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Golfsex

A game played primarily by rock stars with groupies or men who have the power to be able to lure several ladies into playing. 2 or more men needed and either 9 or 18 ladies.

Each lady has a 'par' to be measured in thrusts 1st man to finish loses.
Adam started to play golfsex but was beat by Amy (hole 15) she was a par 20 and after the previous other holes that were high pars he lost! Craig made it all the way to hole 18 though!
by Penny Fox November 21, 2010
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urban golfing

hitting duct tape balls with a sand wedge at cars or houses
by connor November 2, 2003
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telekinesis golfing

When you are golfing with that addon in your group of three, and he is so amazing he finds it impossible to go over par. the ball actually curves in mid air in his favor.

also, this has been created to disturb/beat the google game.
That douche bag Kevin must be telekinesis golfing. he just eagled a par 5.
by ScrewBarton February 4, 2010
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urban golfing

golfing in any urban or city area. must have a minimum of 3 people and 3 different clubs (ex: driver, 9 iron, putter) each player can only carry one club. the objective is to play golf but you make whatever you want a hole and play where the ball lands, even if it means a flower garden, a car hood or even a roof.

p.s.
avoid police and home owners at all times
try to be liek arnold and tiger, just dont sleep with 30 women if your married lol
Joe along with the drive put a nice dent into the pickup truck on the third hole aka Ms. Roses flower garden while urban golfing last Sunday, not everyone is tiger or arnold!
by urbansprinter April 10, 2010
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Midnight Golfer

A racist, derogatory, stereotypical term used to describe an African-American.
Look at that Midnight Golfer. 'Dat niggas in a trance staring at that booty.
by What Up! January 21, 2006
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golfball high

When you have a nug of some dank ass shit and you don't want people fucking up your high with some shwag asshole.
People:we got shwag shwag shwag wanna go smoke
Me: I ain't tryin to be mean i'm just all about my big golfball high, you know what i'm sayin
by Trevor Perrenoud November 12, 2006
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Milpitas Golfland (MGL)

The worst place to play DDR. Lines are large and I never got to play Initial D there. I prefer you go to Sunnyvale Golfland.
At MGL, 25 people were in line waiting to paly DDR. It took me 3 hours to get a turn.
by dj gs68 May 12, 2003
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