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Dog Pecker Gnats

1. The gnats that fly around a dog's pecker drawn to the gnat butter.
2. Can also be used as an expression of disgust or frustration.
1. Hey check out duke and his flock of dog pecker gnats.
2. Dog pecker gnats!!! That beeyatch just cut me off.
by Weslitzu November 5, 2006
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fuck the Goat!

Just a great saying... meaning "oh Dammit" or "fuck it" in general, just with much more style!
Your playin backgammon online and your opponent gets the 1 roll he was not AT ALL Likely to get...thus not only winning the game but also the match and your cash wager!
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You have serious munchies and remember some chocolate you hid away on the shelf. Making a b-line for it, You see FLUFFY the poodle eating the last blue one out of the shredded bag of M&Ms... knowing that choclolate's toxic to dogs and even more so the fact your Stash is now gone you exclaim "FUCK THE GOOOOOAT!"
by Becca T November 29, 2004
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goatbanger

1.some one who has sex with goats.
2.another word for a Psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places,see 1.
a goatbanger is a psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places
by bender b rodriguez April 4, 2006
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Goat Stroker

You enjoy visiting goat sanctuaries in your spare time and stroking Goats.
Basically means your a fucking retard...
Person #1: Can I have some money please?
Person #2: No, Fuck off you dirty Goat Stroker.
by xDStevieee July 18, 2010
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Jon the Goatfucker

Nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. Based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn't get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of fucking a goat.
Jon: "Nobody gives me credit. I do all this work on statistics, and nobody calls me Jon the Statistician"

Me: "Of course they don't"

Jon: "I pass my PhD and get a research fellowship by kissing ass, but nobody calls me Jon the Research Fellow"

Me: "Surprise, surprise..."

Jon: "But you fuck one goat..."

Me: "Yes, but it wasn't just ONE goat was it you fucking cunt, you fuck goats day in day out, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you fuck goats all day long, fuck you Jon the Goatfucker"

Jon: "Oh no, I am sad now, I am going to go and slash my wrists like the retarded psychopathic piece of shit I am"
by Anuspounder September 23, 2009
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goat in a tree

when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree
by directionalarrow May 29, 2008
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Gatsby-ing

Verb- To idealize any objective and pursue it relentlessly. While blindly ignoring friend's advice, logical signs, and rationality. In the end, it most likely is not worthy of pursuing.
"Damien- "I have to keep pursuing her forcefully until the bitter end."
Jon-"Dude you given her everything"
Damien-"Not everything, not yet"
Jon-"You need to stop Gatsby-ing Damien"
by Jonny_23_Athlete June 9, 2013
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