by anywhoser December 19, 2016
A Luxury Garden Party is a euphemism for sexual encounters that usually occur in open air, outdoor locales and environs and involve a bathtub, shower stall, or hot tub/jacuzzi. Ideally, the textbook luxury garden party will involve a hot tub or jacuzzi during the late spring or summer months in an outside setting, two or more women at least 85% naked and that rate at least 8.5 to a full 10 on the Richter scale, two or more bottles of VSOP, one fruit plate and an hors d'evours platter from your local Publix, Whole Foods, or deli/caterer of your choice.
The best part of my business trip was the wonderful luxury garden party hosted by the two wonderful Korean ladies that were staying in the hotel room next to mine.
by Muhammad's Marauders December 13, 2010
A Garden-Snake-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another guy makes you suck his cock and swallow his thick creamy load, before he takes it out after the dude has had a cumgasm from the wriggly snake massaging his prostate.
My cadet roomie, and a friend of his held me down and inserted a Garden Snake in my bung-hole until I had a Garden-Snake-gasm while I sucked their dicks!
by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021
by gordon_dude July 16, 2010
When you shove a garden gnome in your girlfriend's vagina without her knowing, and leave it there. You then proceed to tie her up, and force her to watch the Travelocity commercials with the talking garden gnome until you're done laughing.
by Derek Maritime December 12, 2010
by Sharmane Ultra November 28, 2003
by louie September 28, 2003