floridiot

derogatory term used to describe people from Florida

Go back to Florida you fucking floridiot!

by blueridgenative September 28, 2006

florida

best state in the mutha fucking country. down here you got beaches, mickey mouse,and great weather (expect during hurricane season) the state where the fucking snowbirds come down for the winter and ruin everything like clogging up the cities & driving at 25 mph in the fast lane. State where for some reason people from up north (mostly NY & NJ)move down to & start bitchin & saying things like: this place sucks, is so boring down here, I hate it down here, and I miss being up north. well those people can FUCK OFF !!! the only place where where the farther north you go the closer to the south you are & the farther south you go it seems that your closer to latin america. did i mention that the 305 (miami)has sum of the finest females eva.

the state of florida is da shit dawg

by 305boi December 28, 2005

AU Ford Falcon

A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.

Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Ford Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"

Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."

by Geoff L May 22, 2005

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

Florida State University

A kick ass college. FSU is the premier school in the state of Florida. While it has managed to POWN UF and UM in every way, it has also been deemed to have the sexiest female students in the state.FSU students have often been found teabagging the shit out of UF students because they are bitches.

Bro 1: Do you go to Florida State University?

Bro 2: Yes, I do.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Tim Tebow the other day?

Bro 2: Yeah, I teabagged the shit out of that bitch while some ugly ass UF girls were watching.

by Peter McAllister December 24, 2008

Florida girl

This is a girl who knows how to deals with wind blown hair whether it be from her convertible or the beach she does not complain because she is a Florida girl. This is a girl who is too smart to attend Florida State so she will of course attend The University of Florida. She wears little makeup because she does not need it, she looks the same in the morning as she did the night before. A Florida girl is adventurous, she will know how to surf already and will be willing to try any other sport. Florida girls are not scared to venture into the girls bathroom alone, we know there is not a monster under that potty's lid. A Florida girl would also never be catty towards another female she is too laid back to give a crap. A Florida girl is everything you have ever wanted in a woman and more. I suggest you try and find one as soon as possible.

Wow that girl was to good to be true. She has her Phd., she was a girl of the SEC in Playboy and she is an Olympic Athlete. That must have been a Florida girl.

by Gatorgirl February 3, 2006