robot flower

An robot that is cleverly disguised as a girlfriend, without any visible flaws.

My girlfriend is secretly a robot flower.

by co5oo May 7, 2019

Hibiscus flower

When a young man prefers other men

That young boy with the hibiscus flower emblem likes the neighbors dad

by Blossom 2021 July 10, 2021

Chopping her Flower

Taking a woman's virginity with severely abusive sex.

May also be used to describe incredibly aggressive vaginal penetration.

Person A: "She's a virgin?! Are you going to deflower her?"

Person B: "Deflower her? Imma be Chopping her Flower all night long!"

Person A: "Well Damn"

by McGangbanger July 20, 2011

Smelling the Flowers

The moment when a man or a woman is licking the inside of a woman's butthole and proceeds to put his nose into that same woman's vagina and (if felt confident enough) will wiggle and nuzzle his or her nose in her perineum.

hey bros! Patricia let me toss the salad and I got to smell the flowers.
You know me I love smelling the flowers!

by OOOSSSdawg69696 September 29, 2018

let's have a toast for the flowers

When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.

He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.

""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.

by Khalisse August 2, 2017

flower picking

Pinching the nipple of a female and pulling hard.

Dude i was going flower picking the other day and this one chick's nipple just popped out.

by Jibrie April 22, 2006

Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010