Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

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find your shoosh

To look for quiet

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A word that our science teacher used to say when he wanted us to be quite.

Jackie was talking and Mr. Rennoc said Jackie find your shoosh.

by Slickadelllaphante November 6, 2009

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Flandora

A gay boy that's in a band with a bunch of straight dudes.

That guy Jeffree is sure a flandora, he's the only gay one in the band.

by MizzleLizzle May 11, 2010

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fland

Fat Loser Annibus n00b Degenerate

I absolutely raped this FLAND last night in Halo.

by n00bis October 25, 2010

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another way of saying sex in the company of friends who know his phrase, making it harder for a teacher to understand your perverted jokes. This phrase is not connected to a bear, since this is a generict heterosexual or homosexual phrase.

Man, I'm so bored.
Lets go find bears!

by fakjbf February 19, 2011

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