flabbotage

The act of eating a food that sabotages a perfectly good diet.

I was doing great with my diet until I flabbotaged it with a spectacular piece of cheesecake!

by tevsterd March 29, 2011

Flabberjack

A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.

"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."

by GrapeJelly February 13, 2014

flabnuggets

Boobs that are flabby and not actually boobs, just fat.
Mostly found in larger girls behind puberty. Another version of man titties.

"Girl you don't have boobs, you have flabnuggets"

by Crystal Mcnugget December 18, 2013

Flabulous

A term to kindly describe a 'plump' person's looks. Often used as sarcasm.

Woman: Don't I look beautiful?!
Other Person: You look...flabulous!

by IgPig April 27, 2014

flabbergasm

overwhelmingly tingly sensation experienced by a fat person jiggling their bellyfat at a resonant frequency.

The coroner's report said the 400 pound man died of a cardiac arrhythmia while giving himself a flabbergasm in front of his computer's webcam.

by overdogg March 18, 2015

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

flabula

The area between your shoulder and your boob

Sorry, I didn't mean to touch your flabula.

by wizawizawo June 2, 2018