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frankenstien feet 

The fiercest odor known to men kind. The odor develops after a person spends long nights playing cards and drinking in the same pair of socks. The smell is compaired to a mix of rotten blogna and damp cigerettes. This odor has made the toughest of men cry while putting half dollar holes in your mothers favorite blankets. Historians call the smell "farley"

"Dave's Frankenstien feet were so bad it sank my full boat at the poker table"
"I swear to god i would rather fuck a bitch with aids then frankenstien feet"
"I let Dave barrow my nike air max sneakers and they came back flat due to his frankenstien feet"
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Friday Feet

Friday feet is a feeling adults experience in the workforce when they are excited for the weekend.
Friday feet for 40-hour a week adults is the equivalence of senioritis for seniors in high school and it happens every week versus once in a lifetime.

"I have friday feet sooo bad! I can't wait for Sunday Funday!"
Friday Feet by Dotdiva March 22, 2009

book feet 

Verb - To run away in haste; to move quickly towards your destination. Used when describing your pace being rushed and the need for haste being a surprise.

This term was first developed in Yakima, WA by a local skate boarding group, which won't be named for legal purposes, in relation to evading the police or moving fast after ripping someone off.
"I whooped that dude's ass at the mall and booked feet out of there before the pigs showed up!"

"We gotta book feet dude."

"And when she said 'I love you', I knew I had to book feet away from that bitch."
book feet by Tatter-Chip February 4, 2010

Penguin feet 

when you walk toe to toe with someone and stick out your arms and wobble side-to-side
boy: hey
girl: hey
boy: wanna do penguin feet?
girl: sure! get closer!
Penguin feet by thesourse August 8, 2010

horny feet 

You know like when you’ve been doing edibles and you have to crawl or walk on your knees so you don’t orgasm in front of your mates. Right? That’s a normal thing...
Omg guys! I can’t walk! I’ve got horny feet!
horny feet by Lx3+B October 23, 2020
Ugh. Reminds me of COVID.
Six feet is good enough for social distancing.
Six feet by yeltsA kciR June 6, 2021