Cinematic Experience

A life lesson or situation you wouldn’t typically go through in real life, however

You experienced said lesson or situation through cinema giving you a little more insight on how to handle a situation if you ever do face anything similar.

“If I ever did go through some crazy shit like that id know how to handle it , because of the cinematic experience I just had ! “

by Alabashis Scruggs January 24, 2024

Chernobyl Experience

A deep fixed fascination or cogitabund of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, its incident and the results of its significance.

“I think the entire chernobyl experience is fascinating for me”

by Wog Dog November 13, 2024

salmon expert

Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.

“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”

“Bros a salmon expert”

by LuckyAtticus December 18, 2024

Backshot Expert

Someone who is an Expert at giving Backshots, particularly ones that leave the ass destroyed and the legs unable to walk.

"Holy shit Josh!!! my ass is totally destroyed, you're the Backshot Expert!!!!"

by fallench_green December 26, 2024

abduction experience

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.

"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Golden experience Requiem shit

A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time

The golden experience requiem shit left on the toilet for 3 and a half hours.

by British better than french March 3, 2025

Religious experience

Walking endlessly with the peakest of music on, Geese

I had religious experience yesterday
I walked for miles, listening to Geese.

by ihateithereplzzzhelp March 16, 2026