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My future ex GF 

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!
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World Ex Day

World Ex Day is on 11th January.It's an annual event. On this day all you do is just call your ex and say “happy world ex day”. And it’s not just about your ex relationships but also it could be about your ex colleague, ex client, ex coach, ex best friend.
There is a group on facebook as well.
To ex girlfriend: hey, happy world ex day.how have you been?

To ex boyfriend: hey jerk, happy world ex day.

To ex boss: Hello sir, happy world ex day.
World Ex Day by EW0L March 25, 2011
Absolute best game ever. Nothing comes close. Half-life 2 does not even come close. One reason is you can play it many times over and still find new stuff.
It took me 6 time to find the floorboards in Alex's room.
Deus Ex by Hank January 20, 2005

my ex girlfriend 

My ex girlfriend is such a thot every week she gotta new nigga lmfao
my ex girlfriend by Patrick sea star September 28, 2017

douche ex machina 

Someone who suddenly and without warning, enters an area such as a party, and immediately ruins the mood for everyone else.
The party was really great, until that douche ex machina John showed up and started acting like an asshole like he always does.

National kiss your ex day

National kiss your ex day is the 20th October
Me: It national kiss your ex day
Ex: Not happening