Cade Elsey

A man with a big shlong who likes breaking glass and wrapping his shlong in it

I saw an Cade Elsey walk into a club and come out shorter

by No#1 source for Defintions October 23, 2020

Someone else

1.Someone that is not you. 2.Someone threatening. 3. Your psychiatrist.

Your Girlfriend is cheating on you with someone else. Sorry David.

by BuckleMeTimbers November 12, 2020

Something else

Two handfuls and then some

Treys dick is something else.

by Treyslove March 4, 2021

JOSH ELSON

Always shouts max volume for no reason and loves kissing Sam uberneeks while touching miss ingle

JOSH ELSON
SHOUTED MAX VOLUME AS HE SPAFFED ON LOKI

by Joe mears mole June 5, 2021

arah elshae

arah elshae is one of the most beautiful, talented, loyal, sarcastic girl in the world!!! 🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩😩😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨 (also VERY dirty minded)

person 1: hi my name is arah elshae
person 2: Omg, you're so beautiful, talented, loyal, sarcastic and dirtminded!

by Sheeeeesh lady July 26, 2021

omar elsayad

This guy is such an amazing guy frfr, he likes everyone cuz hes such a kind person and will never fail to impress the girliessssss, he hangs with dabois most of the time but gives much more time for some girls cuz damn they sexy. he is shit at chemistry tho, yet does so good in its exams idk how. hes madcute w tbh most of the girls fall for him, he usually can attract ur girl and yo mama too. but in the end hes a very good halal person so u wont see him kissing girls on trees before texting their dads. remember to sex with him tho cuz very fun ngll. also i have a crush on him lol

omg is that omar elsayad, i want to sex him so bad.

by omar's secret stalker September 12, 2021

Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.

Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.

by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021