Edgar

An asshole, a bitch. They're full of themselves. I dated them, DONT date them. They are a cheater. They will bait you with kindness and then, will crush your heart to pieces by being an absolute dick. If you meet a guy named Edgar, run away and call the cops, say that they're a pedophile. And if he talks to you, just say you're a pedophile, and a bitch, get away from me dick.

Oh look, Edgar is baiting little girls again.

by edgaramothafuckinghoe June 9, 2019

edward scissorhands

A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.

Edward Scissorhands needs a handjob very badly.

by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005

Edgar Alan Poe

Edgar Alan Poe is a poet who lived from January 19, 1809 – October 7, 1849. He wrote stories such as "The Raven" and Lenore.

Hey did you read that poem from Edgar Alan Poe? I love the line that says; 'Suddenly, I heard a tapping, as if someone was gently wrapping, wrapping at my chamber door.'

by Zachary Tyler Reynolds June 23, 2008

Edward Cullen

THE hottest fictional character ever created by Stephenie Meyer.

He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!

'You are /exactly/ my brand of heroin.' -Edward Cullen

by Fuji-chan June 10, 2008

Edward Cullen

That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.

Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?

by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008

Edward Simpkin

The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.

‘No not again Dad’ said Edward Simpkin

by EDL1979 December 3, 2018

Edgar

Edgar is a real one, he will never show you fake love. He has lots of anger and he’s toxic. He won’t treat you like your last nigga did. He ask has a great taste in fashion and has a great sense in fashion style. He also is a basic beaner that plays soccer. He’s a friendly nice guy and will treat you right. If you ever meet a Edgar, talk to him you won’t regret it.

Edgar is bae af.

by sir cartier June 12, 2019