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Erectum

When you have to poop so badly that your rectum feels hard. It is often harder to get all the poop out when you go since it is dense and very hard.
"I need to poop so bad. I have an erectum."
by spidurmonkie September 9, 2012
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Penisaurus Erectus

A very large erect penis, resembling that of a dinosaur.
"Wow babe, you made me so hard. Look its a Penisaurus Erectus."
by Boner Johnson December 2, 2007
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Erection

Erection is the perfect gift for women
by eKnight December 28, 2010
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penitically erect

Having an erect penis.
I'm feeling penitically erect right about now.
by Joel Martinez January 9, 2009
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Homo erectus

Homo erectus, also known as the Neanderthal tribe, coexisted with the Cromagnon tribe (which became modern man) for quite some time. Later, when Cromagnon found out that Neanderthal was Homo erectus, Cromagnon, being very bigoted in those days, wiped out Neanderthal, or, at least, that is the majority opinion.
A minority opinion is that some men of the Neanderthal tribe married women of the Cromagnon tribe so as to blend in, while hiding their true nature as Homo erectus. Maybe they closed their eyes and/or turned off the lights, and imagined they were having sex with other Homo erectus, no one knows for sure. According to this opinion, the Homo erectus still live among us as a genetic variation even within otherwise Cromagnon families. Sometimes Homo erectus will even marry each other, but, like most hybrids, they are unable to reproduce with each other, making them dependant upon Cromagnon in order to have natural children.
by Hansel VanEnema January 29, 2007
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erected

a word said by teachers that makes little boys, usually in 2nd or 3rd grade, break into hysterical fits of laughter, because it ryhmes with erection. what also makes them crack up is, penis, balls, sperm and others sexual things.
Teacher:"Independence hall was erected in 1760"
Little boys:"hehehe" (cover mouths) hehehe.
by Will January 8, 2005
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erechion

A erection a guy gets from watching gay pr0n.
That dude got an erechion.
by Babidi February 19, 2003
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