scotty doesn't know

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.

John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.

by Anti February 4, 2005

Well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

by ~tenuto~ November 16, 2004

scotty doesn't know

a song by Lustra, also in the movie Eurotrip. It is played when Scotty finds out his slutty ex girlfriend Fiona was cheating on him with another guy. Which is weird, cause Scotty was cute.

We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know.

by i'mforScotty June 11, 2006

Doesn't burn down villages

'Doesn't burn down villages' is a term originating from popular video game 'Skyrim' when a character from the game states that "legends don't burn down villages". Therefore if someone 'Doesn't burn down villages' then they are in fact a legend.

EXAMPLE 1:
Charlie: Hey look it's Mr. Roberts!
Isaac: That guy is such a legend
Charlie: Yeah he doesn't burn down villages

EXAMPLE 2:
Charlie: Look, Jason Statham, that really cool badass bald guy from the Transporter series that everyone bones over
Isaac: Yeah, he doesn't burn down villages

by Frodoor December 26, 2014

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

George Bush doesn't care about black people

A statement made by rapper/musician Kanye West back in 2005 that showed both his astute political ignorance as well as his inability to think before opening his mouth.

(Some natural disaster hits New Orleans/Oakland/Detroit)

Kanye: George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Some guy: Kanye, you's one dumb motherf***er.

by RaptorJesus720 June 9, 2009

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

by KelpyHere March 16, 2020