Anal Disaster

When you eat a DQ cotton candy blizzard and you immediately shit yourself because of a lactose intolerance.

Rob went to DQ and shared his cotton candy blizzard with the group, suddenly there was a Anal Disaster in the bathroom.

by Queso D April 20, 2019

Utter Disappointment

When you run into a wall with a boner and your stomach hits the wall first, then your nose and feet.

The Fat Man Jim experienced Utter Disappointment this morning after seeing a hot chick outside and decided to give the myth a try and cried all day.

by stuck1nUrmom April 16, 2021

Cape Disappointment

Cape Disappointment is a island with a name which makes you go LOL. It is also an island close to aukland island, Nz.

Random Guy: *Looks at NZ for no sudden reason
Random Guy: WhAt Is ThIs IsLaNd?
Random Guy: *Zooms in*
Random Guy: Cape Disappointment?
Random Guy: HOW IS THIS NAME POSSIBLE!?

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Multi-disastering

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate American often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.

Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.

by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021

Understood disaster

The opposite of a misunderstood masterpiece

Fantastic Four (2015) is an understood disaster

by JimiMc May 15, 2022

Disheveled disadvantage

When someone’s ugliness effects their life dramatically,

Opposite to pretty privilege

“My friend has a bad case of disheveled disadvantage”

by S/a/M February 12, 2023

gda/gurl disappear already

When someone whose very irritating, ignorant and always talking shit and you had enough of it so you tell them to GDA Gurl Disappear Already

Daniel is once again talking about his life for 45 and blaming everyone for fake news. I told him, "GDA/Gurl Disappear Already! Nobody with common sense is featuring you!"

by Tricktionary July 17, 2018