sophomore year depression 

Sophomore year depression is a mental illness characterized by intense feelings of sadness and hopelessness in your sophomore year of high school. Depression follows you like a creepy ex on Instagram throughout high school, but the most intense periods of this disease come in your sophomore year due to unfamiliarity with these new feelings.

This disease is commonly caused by random things you did in your freshman year and most likely the summer of. By this point, you have probably gotten in to the world of high school dating and maybe even got in to a relationship and somwhere along the way got your heart broken. You also probably dealt with getting used to high school, which took a toll on your mental health.

If you feel Sophomore year depression you should know that, much like spicy food, you don't feel better the more you go through it. All you can do is increase your tolerance to this lingering feeling all throughout high school.

It's statistically proven that the best year to get depression in high school is sophomore year, due to the lack of AP classes, SATs, and college applications. This gives you more time to lie in bed and think about what the fuck you're doing.

Sophomore: I've been feeling so down lately, all I wanna do when I get home is get in bed and sleep. I hate high school

Senior: Ah, looks like you got Sophomore year depression.

sophomore year depression by Jimbla221 March 2, 2021

Facebook depression 

the depressed mental outlook on the world in general caused by reading and participating in the false reality created by Facebook and its contributors.

I invited Karen to join us for the movie but she is so wrapped up in her Facebook depression after reading recent comments from her friends that she's barely talking to anyone.

Facebook depression by dp916 April 18, 2011

Post-Potter Depression

When a fanboy or fangirl watches the last Harry Potter movie, they are overtaken with severe depression, usually characterized by five stages: denial, pain, anger, depression, and acceptance.

Some anti-depressants to Post-Potter Depression are watching A Very Potter Musical AVPM or A Very Potter Sequel AVPS, rereading the books or rewatching the movies, or curling up in the fetal position, drowning you sorrows with hard liquor, and praying for an acceptance-letter baring owl.

It is quite a tragedy to behold. During this period, and after, Twilight must be no where in the vicinity. The mockingness of the awful acting will send the sufferer into a deeper depression, restarting the cycle anew.

The five stages of Post-Potter Depression

Denial: "No! It's not over! And...and Dumbledore isn't dead! Yes! Neither is Dobby!"

Pain: "Why? Why? Oh cruel J.K Rowling, giving us this gift then yanking it away so quickly!"

Anger: "I'm going to murder Hollywood! Grah! And you too, kitty!" "Meow?" (an innocent cat may die. R.I.P kitty.)

Depression: "I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS! I'LL BE UNHAPPY FOREVER!!!

Acceptance: "You know, this actually isn't so bad. In fact, I--is that Robert Pattinson?"

(then back to Denial)

Post-Potter Depression by NotGonnaDieSoStopTryntaKillMe July 18, 2011

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) 

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) by profbass March 18, 2010

Depressi spaghetti 

When your depressi so you get upsetti and need some spaghetti

i is depressi spaghetti

Depressi spaghetti by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

depression 

the act of being depressed just for a longer period of time.
having the same symptons of who who is depressed, just at a worse level.
when u go threw depression, u tend to fall in and out of it easily. u get mixed feelings. u feel sad, alone, confused, angry, non-active. u are not urslef and u fear that u cant change and even if u did u ruined wut u could've had.

"the man went through depression ll his life, that he couldnt take it anymore so he took his own life."

depression by mArE June 12, 2004

depressingly optimistic 

Depressing, yet somehow optimistic. Typically used when something bad has happened and a pathetic attempt is made to be optimistic about it. It often leads to feeling more depressed.

This would be depressingly optimistic:
Someone you've had a crush on that you couldn't work up the nerve to talk to dies. Trying to be optimistic, you tell yourself, "Well, at least I don't have to stress over trying to ask her out.". Depression sets in when you realize how much you wanted to try.

depressingly optimistic by Vully November 4, 2011