decked

To get beaten up or to beat someone up.

"You shoulda seen it! I proper decked him!"

by xx tasty xx December 10, 2004

deckball

A new sport that is played in a simulated zero-gravity arena. A really rough sport in which two teams with seven players go head to head to score a ball, which much resembles a volleyball, into the opposing team's goal.

The Deckball Hall of Fame, founded in 2398 AD commemorated the legends of the sport.

by EvilZach February 22, 2003

Docken

A made up word that can mean anything. No seriously, it originated from sailors (not pirates) that are totally pimp, and when someone asks, "Hey, what's up sailor?" in a weird voice, the reply would be "I'm docken." Which means it's going good.

It's sort of like how people say, "What's up, dawg?" and the reply is "Chillin'" or something like that. You can use it even if your ship isn't docked or anchored.

The coolest part about all of this is that you don't even have to be a sailor to use this word. Everyone can use it! Ninjas, Space Aliens, Illegal Aliens, Legal Aliens, Ninja Assassin's, Homies, Bros and even Super Mario!

LONG EXAMPLE:

Jason: Hey Erin, how's you day going?

Erin: It's docken. How about yours, you sick twisted sailor?

Jason: It's pretty dang freezin.

Erin: Wow, you've just used a term that's interchangeable with chill!

Jason: I believe I have. Since I am such a docken man, we shall proceed to sail, dancing and singing to the song I'm on a boat!

Erin: Oh yeah!

SHORT EXAMPLE:

Dokken is the sailor version of chill, except you don't have to be a sailor to use it.

by Ninja J November 25, 2009

Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

deck me

For someone to hit or trip you severely because you like them so much

I stan her so hard like she could honestly deck me and I would apologize.

by offical5149onsnap March 17, 2020

Docked Down

When you get Dicked Down under a dock.

“Yo Charlie why were you gone for 15 minutes at the beach party?”

“Oh, I got Docked Down by Jake.”

by ETHAN_JÆDA August 3, 2020

Demockery

A form of government where an election is fair only if Donald J Trump is the winner.

During the press conference in which he claimed without evidence that counting mail-in votes was voter fraud, President Trump revealed that he believes we live in a demockery.

by Darla Hood November 5, 2020