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David Firth

Fuckinnnnnnnn genius! I wanna marry this man. .
by Sue Johanson March 29, 2005
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David

He is perfect to me I don't care what others think about him because to me he is just perfect and the most amazing sweetest guy ever. Who would walk in the rain just to get to where I am. Who would stay up until the sun is shining. Indeed, you are the best thing that has happened to me my love. I am thankful I met a David that has a kind heart full of love for me.
Me: David!!!

David" Yes BEATUIFUL! (:
by jessjocelyn15 October 5, 2010
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Pete Davidson

The funniest man you will ever have the privilege of watching! He is an SNL comedian and his stand up is comedic gold. His acting career is taking off in a big way with films such as The Dirt, Jesus Rolls, Big Time Adolescence and the King of Staten Island.
Idiot: Pete Davidson is only relevant because he dated... (interrupted rudely)

Highly educated person: STFU
by Crashidy May 15, 2020
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John Davidson

Former host of 80s television hit That's Incredible.

"John Davidson" has come to be synonymous with the word "incredible".
"Did you see Danny Way jump the Great Wall of China?"

"Yeah, that's so John Davidson!"
by rustymac September 6, 2005
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David Cook

David Cook is the winner of american idol season 7, is very sexy, talented and amazing. He's very lovable, and a huge word nerd.
David Cook....:)
by DavidCookDefiner August 21, 2008
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David and Danielle

A slang term used for a guy/girl couple who are the best of friends but don't realise that they're totally made for each other! You could call them "Soul Mates"
Guy 1: Man, they should totally go out!

Guy 2: What!? But they're like "best friends"!

Guy 1: I know, they're a total "David and Danielle"!!!
by Zero Point Nine April 11, 2009
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David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".
Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011
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