Brown Davis

When you're wiping your bum after poos and the toilet paper breaks and you get poo on your finger.

We only buy 3 ply toilet paper in this house. Guaranteed no brown davis.

by Spudcentric May 29, 2025

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A fiver Davies

A fiver Davies ; when you give a close friend a measly fiver for a landmark birthday present.

I only gave a fiver Davies to one of my close friends .

by Chrishourihane February 9, 2023

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Brown Davis

When you withdraw after anal and you have some poo on your dick.

So I was slamming her anal stylze and when I pulled out she gave me the Brown Davis!!

by Spudcentric May 29, 2025

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a absolute mad lad with a 10 inch cock every night have loves to chow down on some soup especialy leek and spinich soup on rednose day you dont ever see him and his red nose because he is very lonely so he pretends the red nose is hos mum and he plays with it.

why was rhy's davies missing on red nose day

by joshdadwarf December 11, 2018

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The Davis Line

The designation given to any incredibly overpaid baseball player who, in the middle of the contract, suddenly cannot hit over .150. Named for Chris Davis, Baltimore Orioles first baseman, who signed a $161 million contract over seven years. See Mendoza Line.

"Wow, that guy can really hit! We gotta sign him."

"Dude, that guy has more holes in his swing than a zebra has stripes. Two years from now he'll be struggling to reach the Davis Line."

by Shadooow July 5, 2018

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