Drunk on Restasis

girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.

that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

drunk out

calling or sitting out sick from work, after parting or drinking "Way" too much.

Steve got so wasted last night, he pulled a drunk out

by dmccowan February 24, 2008

Drunk Texter

A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"

Michael, he's a drunk texter. Don't give him your number.

by AnitaTT December 6, 2011

Drunk Science

The act of sciencing under the influence of alcohol

"Did we do Drunk Science again?"

by Thetruthlover August 5, 2015

Drunk Trunk

People take a ride to a party in the trunk of their DD's car. They take shots on the way the way to their destination.

Kid 1:Lets pre-game before we head out
Kid 2:Where? We can't drink here
Kid 1:Let's just do a drunk trunk on the way over

by boredmerlin November 7, 2010

Charlie drunk

Being so inebriated by alcohol you can no longer talk, walk or pretty much move. You are completely incoherent but you have not yet thrown up.

Look at that moron stumbling across the street, he's Charlie drunk!

by RubyTuesdays001 August 1, 2011

Drunk Mileying

When an individual is heavily intoxicated and attempts to "perform" some of Miley's greatest hits, mainly, but not exclusive too: Party int the USA, The Climb, When I look at you, See you again, and 7 things. The Designated Drunk has the highest probability of Drunk Mileying throughout the night. Drunk Mileying occurs at an optimal BAC of .085 - .1 and the individual who is Drunk Mileying will often blame knowing the words to the song on a younger sibling of theirs, most likely a little sister. If the Designated Drunk Driver is the one who is Drunk Mileying however, you should immediately get out of the car.

Designated Driver: *Turns on the radio*
Drunk individual in the back seat: -SO HARD WITH MY GIRLS NOT AROUND ME, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A NASHVILLE PARTY
Designated Driver: *bashes head against window while swearing many expletives*
Drunk Individual in the back seat: CAUSE ALL I SEE ARE STILETTOS, I GUESS I NEVER GOT THE MEMO
Designated Driver: STOP DRUNK MILEYING

by A Concerned Leoniy January 7, 2011