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pocket donut

The presence of a tin of chewing tobacco (i.e skoal, copenhagen, redman, beechnut, or kodiak), printing it's outline through clothing. The tin has a round shape not dissimilar from that of a donut.
Her pants were so tight I couldn't help but notice her pocket donut.
by Grant Janssen August 14, 2007
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jelly donut

When a girl or guy (for all you fags out there) gets cum in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam. Sorry Eddie.
Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"
by sikwill October 21, 2005
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butt donut

An inflatable ring cushion for old people with bad joints or pathetic losers who crack, chip or bruise their tailbone/butt.
When Brigitte was sent careening down the snowy hill and smashed her tailbone into some rocks at the bottom, she eventually had to buy a butt donut to sit on for 6-8 weeks.
by kittens1236 December 12, 2009
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Purple Donut

Damn can you believe that guy just ate a purple donut?!?!?
by T.J, January 5, 2008
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Hertz Donut

A common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in Cory McAbee's film 'The American Astronaut'.
"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.

"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.

"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"
by MrBoyt February 28, 2010
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dick donut

any hole a guy can put his penis in, usually referred to as a vagina. ie:sex
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guy 1: Aye man, any plans for the weekend?
guy 2: Yeah, dude gettin some dick donut.
guy 1: Woah, nice man. I haven't had any in forever.
by christinemarie September 19, 2009
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glazed-donut effect

The subtle, peri-oral, scented crust that developes after a long night of oral sexual activity
dude! clean up yer face!
hell no! I'm gonna enjoy THIS glazed-donut effect... growin' a moustache next...
by YAWA March 8, 2020
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