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Dark horse

The dark horse spent her life trying to throw everyone else off, to win at any cost to everybody else. Most of them did not know that life was thrown already.
by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021
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Dark Harvest

1. Slang for taking a shit.
2. A record label with a lot of shitty metal bands on it.
1. I shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell man...I feel a Dark Harvest coming on!

2. Have you heard of Balor's Eye? They're sigend to Dark Harvest Records.
by virex21 September 6, 2011
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Dark Lotusing

Meaning to kill someone.
Comes from the group "Dark Lotus" who often speak of violent acts.
Did you hear about that bastard who cheated on my girlfriend; my homie Dark Lotus'ed him.
by Iceciro August 15, 2004
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Dark Angel

A bad angel who brings bad luck, hate, darkness into peoples hearts,and other evil things.
The Dark Angel has brought bad luck to this place.
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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Army Of Darkness

The Act of railing your girl from behind and on the signal of the Howard Dean scream a dozen black guys bust out of your closet and run the train on the unsuspecting girl
Matt: i think courtney is going to break up with me.
Steve: oh ya whys that?
Matt: I did the Army of Darkness and she has spoken to me in days.
by Stephen Thomas and Nick Stram January 11, 2009
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Dark Secret

When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.
"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."
by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011
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dark humour

Dark humour is humour that is supposed offend certain types of people (snowflakes) and has no limitations so if you get offended that's your fault really
Person 1: 9/11 was so sad

Person 2: yeah it was plane awful
Person 1: hey you cant joke about that
Person 2: it's dark humour yes I can
by JohnLovesMarmalade July 30, 2020
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