2 definitions by Gulf Coast Misfit

When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.
"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."
by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011
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When a guy is getting a blow job and pulls out of the girls mouth prior to ejaculating. He the puts his willie into her ear and blows his load.
"Matt you are awesome! You just gave that girl a Wet Willette."
by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011
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