Friend 1: Hey! who’s that boy in our class called who is super good at everything?
Friend 2: Ohhh! you mean Dan The Man?!
Friend 1: Yeahhh!
Friend 2: Ohhh! you mean Dan The Man?!
Friend 1: Yeahhh!
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Damn Blather knows damn well he is going to retire and so he's taking his best parting shot at Bush by doing a bogus story involving forged documents.
by but then he always was ,wasn't he... September 17, 2004
Get the Dan Rather mug.When someone tells the same joke over and over, apparently in the belief that, although it was completely lame the first 50 times, at some point between the 51st and 2057th times, it will magically become funny.
Monday
Dan: You love the penis so much.
Tuesday
Dan: Why do you love the penis so much?
Wednesday
Dan: I'd like you better if you didn't love the penis so much!
Thursday
Dan: You still love the penis way too much.
Joe: Quit with the goddamn Dan Jokes already!
Dan: Ok, I'll quit... just as soon as you stop loving the penis so much!
Joe: I hate you.
Dan: You love the penis so much.
Tuesday
Dan: Why do you love the penis so much?
Wednesday
Dan: I'd like you better if you didn't love the penis so much!
Thursday
Dan: You still love the penis way too much.
Joe: Quit with the goddamn Dan Jokes already!
Dan: Ok, I'll quit... just as soon as you stop loving the penis so much!
Joe: I hate you.
by marbury986 February 26, 2010
Get the Dan Jokes mug.(n) - a disease in which the infected grows strength, chivalry, and, as described in medical terms, a "whopping pair of cajones". Infection produces interesting side effects, however, including increased amounts of testosterone (which leads to increased female attraction, specifically those of the blonde persuasion), improved ability to recognize pitches (see "perfect pitch"), and even lack of cohesive thought. Based off of multiple figures with the same pseudonym functioning out of locations such as Los Angeles CA, Ridgewood NJ, and Boston MA.
Guy #1: Dude, how was your Friday night?
Guy #2: Man, I swear I must've gotten Dan Lay syndrome; I met the hottest blonde chick, convinced her to give me a blumpkin, and then she offered to pay me afterwords for how good it was!
Guy #1: ...well, fuck.
Guy #2: Man, I swear I must've gotten Dan Lay syndrome; I met the hottest blonde chick, convinced her to give me a blumpkin, and then she offered to pay me afterwords for how good it was!
Guy #1: ...well, fuck.
by Too many anons November 9, 2011
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Dan Spitz lead guitar work in Anthrax is unique and he is never given enough credit. Anthrax Scott Ian Overkill Thrash Metal
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guy1: dude did you see that he just got smashed up!
guy2: yeah man he got to meet Dan K-9 Cion and the cion bomb lol
guy2: yeah man he got to meet Dan K-9 Cion and the cion bomb lol
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