Cumstain

An insult used to make someone feel like they are the cumshot their mom should have swallowed.

Shutup Lil Johnny, you fuckin cumstain.

by Davieboiii January 12, 2017

Cumsaki

a hard jizz filled kleenex left over time.

HOLY CUMSAKI! jims gotta flush his jizz rags, could use this as a hockey puck for fuck sakes!

by pterodactal man February 15, 2017

cumsniping

An action where a person with a penis ejaculates his sperm out of his penis with high velocity and accuracy into their partner's body. Unlike normal ejaculations, this requires an accurate aim similar to a sniper, hence the term "cumsniping."

DAVID: Ohhhhh, I'm gonna cum!
BAE: YES! CUMSNIPE ME! CUMSNIPE ME IN THE MOUTH!
DAVID: The rocket is ready to go cumsniping!

by dumped_penguin April 25, 2017

Cumsistent

Lacking variation during orgasm in terms of volume, placement, viscosity, methodology, and scent.

Janice grew tired of Jim's floppy shooting a cumsistent load, always landing just above abover her public hair, but short of her naval.

by TheFunnyShot April 27, 2017

Cumstain

Dermott Brereton

Person 1: Hey do you know of a cumstain?
Person 2: Definitely Dermott Brereton.
Person 1: Couldn't agree with you more there, mate.

by Big Ayce Cordy April 18, 2018

Cumsicle

Cumsicle is when semen is frozen and bitches lick it like a snack.

Jessica got a cumsicle at the sperm bank and she licked it until it was gone.

by Cumback kids July 18, 2017

Cumstand

Similar to a snowball, but instead of cumming in a mouth that passes it to your mouth, you are cumming inside your own mouth without the middle-woman or middle-man.

She ditched out on me to wash her hair, so I'm doing the old netflix and cumstand tonight.

by loxxx July 25, 2017