celebaphobia

Also: Hyposexuality
A condition in which you are so afraid of being thought of as celibate that you start having intercourse madly and often.

Man, that guy acts like he's got celebaphobia!

by Gravitron March 12, 2005

Celebrashun

The act of celebrating a departure of one recently shunned, esp. rolling of the eyes, a gleeful jig, and/or deep exhalations followed by rude gestures in the direction of said outcast.

After being verbally beaten to the point of emotional scarring, the kid stalked off.
"Celebrashun time!" I said.

by crazygreat November 12, 2007

celebratable

Worthy of or cause for celebration or festivities

Insisted reunion must be celebratable.

by Hercolena Oliver March 19, 2009

Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."

"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"

by bearbax May 29, 2009

celebeer

Beer you buy for your friends to celebrate getting a job after two years of unemployment.

I'm buying you rounds of celebeer at Irish tonight!

by celica1740 May 7, 2013

caleb roeder

Caleb Roeder is the type of kid to stay at home and do nothing with his life.
He usually doesn't hang out with "Friends" because he doesn't have any
He only goes outside to play pokemon go and only goes to partys when his mom makes him.
Freshmen in highschool
Has small penis

WOW Caleb Roeder YOU'RE LAME

by Kylee Sanders is dumb June 7, 2017

Caleb

There is a man that doesn’t enjoy therapy. His orifices were filled with bulchivak, one fateful night he took the bulchivak and threw it at pedestrians, turns into zombies that like bulchivak intensely. One day the zombies sucked all of the earths crust leading the to be man alone then he had to rebuild civilization to understand zombie fetishes, he then realized zombies need love too. He then proceeded to fulfil the zombies needs for bulchivak. One day he realized that he wanted more, they were starting to become savage and desperate for bulchivak (it sounds unnaturally phallic)he could not produce enough bulchivak so then he built a portal gun so he could spend forever in perpetual motion, creating even more dildos.

that guy was unatruly caleb about it oll

by thehomelessman69 July 26, 2017