crocked

Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.

"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"

by Inferno April 5, 2003

colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008

crockett kid

dumb ass, uneducated, ignorant fuck (from crockett high in austin)

Ryan diebert is a crockett kid

by ai'thang boy September 5, 2003

Moon Cricket

Derogatory for an Indian (Asian) person. Thought to have come from British Colonial in India, coined by British expats/ colonists.

The British, with a long history of playing the game of cricket, did so in India during the 17th century and beyond. The local Indians seeing this new game became curious. Not to make the colonial masters upset, they would stay up late into the night, and sneak in games of cricket under a full moon.

This became a regular tradition, and soon the Indians were allowed to play during the day. But the term stuck...

Moon Cricket, derived from the Indian slaves sneaking in games of cricket at night.

"Sir, I do believe those bloody Indians are trying to mimick us....they are playing cricket by the light of the moon...Moon Crickets it shall be!!!"

by chris24sj July 30, 2009

cricket caller

a very very bad joke that nobody laughs at so the person who said it stands there looking like an idiot. it seems like crickets were just waiting to chirp for it.

stupid joker:knock knock!
me: who's there?
stupid joker: who!
me: um.. who who?
stupid joker: no silly owls say hoot!
me: oh my god. that was such a horrible joke. a definite cricket caller.

by reneworleans January 15, 2009

Crocker-Stearns

Also known as the Crocker-Stearns Extension, Crocker-Stearns is a street that crosses through several towns such as North Olmsted and Westlake, and connects major roadways to Crocker Park. The Crocker-Stearns Extension was built off of Stearns Road, and can now accommodate 4 lanes of traffic where the original Stearns was only 2 lanes. Many people who live on the former Stearns Road lost their precious front lawns to the construction and widening of Crocker-Stearns, but it was worth it. They can now get to Crocker Park in less than 5 minutes! It is also a street where many people like to speed, because they think the sound barriers mean no one can see that they are speeding.

"I went with Hannah on Crocker-Stearns to get to Crocker Park last Tuesday. It wasn't as fun as the Walmart, though."

by Ch-ch-ch-changes! July 16, 2009

Crockstar

A 'Crockstar' is someone who says they are seriously into rock music, but will only listen to obvious bands. They will usually tell you that they are "not really into" or have "never heard of" the likes of.. Maiden, Dream Theater and Def Leppard. These same people, if asked, would not be able to tell you the track listings for Led Zeppelin IV or Master of Puppets, if their lives depended on it. This is embarrassing, they are not seriously into rock music, and so they ought to stop telling people that they wish to live a rock 'n' roll lifestyle, cover their body in tattoos and learn to play the guitar like Kirk Hammett, because they will only humiliate themselves further.

Crockstar: "Hey man, I'm going to Download this year!"

Guy: "Really? I hear Faith No More and Dragonforce are headlining!"

Crockstar: "... Who?"

by retrocliche August 9, 2009