crimpt

Baked as shit.
i.e. slumped; zooted

dude 1: "lmao look at fuckin nate bro😂"
dude 2: "oh shit😳😂💀 that nigga crimpt"

by therealrawdawg August 23, 2016

crimple

Crimple is when someone is injured and has to be on crutches or a wheel chair. Crimple could also mean someone that has a knee brace, broken arm, and ect.

Example) Tiffany is crimple.

This is meaning tiffany is injured and has a knee brace + crutches.

by Secret04 June 4, 2016

crimpulated

The thing is fucked. Don't work etc

That cunts crimpulated. Useless fucking thing is crimpulated

by Fuck me handsone February 26, 2017

crimpo

A crusted individual. A bit flakey.

*in Australian accent* "golly, he was a real crimpo..!"

by MrsSpriggs July 27, 2017

Crimpanium

A very severe version of a hemorrhoid. Usually do to infection or an untreated hemorrhoid.

Logan: I can't sit down
Ariel: Why not?
Logan: I have an anal crimpanium
Ariel: Oh...

by Logan and Ariel March 15, 2018

Crimper

Noun.

Polari word for a hairdresser.

Oh yeah, got me hair done at this new crimper place down the road.

by And. July 28, 2018

crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019